Tower: вЂњDelta Fox Alpha, hold position, Marshall will park you.вЂќ Tower: вЂњYouвЂ™re supposed to climb, not add.вЂќ Tower: вЂњHotel Papa Oscar, climb to flight level 60 and maintain.вЂќ Pilot: вЂњHotel Papa Oscar, climbing flight level 100.вЂќ Tower: вЂњHotel Papa Oscar climb four thousand to six thousand and maintain.вЂќ Tower: вЂњDelta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading.вЂќ Tower: вЂњNegativ, letвЂ™s just see how your find your own way to Gate 10.вЂќ Pilot: вЂњCondor 471, donвЂ™t you have a Follow-me ?вЂќ XYZ: We can make it, but weвЂ™ll have to throw out a few passengers Kids on a tour of the Tower: Have you ever had a real emergency?Д¬ontroller: There was that one time when we ran out of coffee.Д¬ontroller: Flight XYZ, can you climb to Fе…ѓ90? Pilot: Approach, weвЂ™re really hauling ass.ДЄpproach: Airliner Heavy, I couldnвЂ™t care less about your cargo, I need to know your airspeed. Pilot: Roger that, 310 at 145 to clean out the stall horn.ДЄpproach: Airliner Heavy, report your airspeed for spacing. Tower: Airliner 757 vectored 310 at 145 knots behind traffic. For a vector to Hector, contact the sector director. Pilot: Affirmative, I just flew by a water tower, but all it said was вЂњClass of вЂ™09.вЂќДenver Tower: Gulfstream X, YouвЂ™re cleared to 9,000 feet. Tower: Can you fly over any identifiable man made objects like a highway or water tower? Lost Student Pilot: Tower, Cessna X, Requesting help determining my location, IвЂ™m lost. Tower: Airliner X, you have luggage falling out of your APU door. Tower: Airliner X, it looks like you have a baggage door open.ДЄirliner: Thank you for the report, but that must be our APU door thatвЂ™s open for cooling. Tower (with an over-full load): Roger, we request you land at Chicago Executive and hold short of OвЂ™Hare. I can land on any runway and hold short of any other runway. Pilot: OвЂ™Hare Tower, Bonanza X, request landing. Pilot: IвЂ™m pretty sure we donвЂ™t have fuel for that. Pilot (after a long time in a holding pattern): Tower, could we get an EFC? (Translation: how much longer?)

IвЂ™ve never seen it.вЂќ (Earned him two weeks on the beach)вЂќ

United cargo jet (with female pilot): вЂњThis is my secondary radio. Tower Controller: вЂњBA356, proceed to stand 69вЂќ Pilot (LH 876): вЂњRequest heading 110 to avoid.вЂќ Tower: вЂњIn that case, proceed a little bit more to TGO!вЂќ Tower: вЂњKilo Mike Delta, are you proceeding to TGO?вЂќ Ground Control: No bad news at the moment, but you probably want to get gone before I find any. Ground Control: Airliner X, Good news, you are clear to taxi to the active. The foxes help keep families of birds from nesting in the area.ДЄpproach Control: 747 Heavy, traffic is a 777 at your 2 oвЂ™clock at 4000 feet.Д§47 Heavy: Roger, Approach, we have that light twin in sight.

Jet Pilot: Tower, weвЂ™d like to report a family of foxes crossing the taxiway. Pilot: Yes sir, however, please advise the Democrats that more and more passengers are turning Republican. Tower: Airliner X, can you hold for another 10 minutes? An airliner was in a holding pattern waiting for the Democratic Presidential Nominee to leave the area.

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